Started the day off with a Ride-n-Rail up to the city (read: took bikes on caltrain and traveled to San Francisco),  did a loop short loop around the Embarcadero, and got attacked by a huge mechanical spider.

Wat da suc doo?!??

It was an absolute gorgeous day in San Francisco, and all I had was my stupid point and shoot camera again.

Worked up an appetite by then, so we headed over to….the Oldest Slot Machine  Video Games Manual Hand Crank Devices Museum.

By then I was seriously hungry, but we couldn’t eat just yet.  We came across the biggest gathering of Santas south of the north pole, and got a good view of Santa from behind.

After that we finally were able to grab some food, where Bennett hooked it up by way of his broken Cantonese.  Can I get a shieng sha jee jee?

where you want to eat doo?

The holiday season isn’t truly complete without some lame lame lame sweaters and White Elephant!

I'm Jared, and i hook it up ariiiiight??!?

Hey you slap da jack doo!

By the end of the night, the true manifestation of my idiocracy had been fully revealed to all.  Bravo peoples, bravo.

I seriously look like an idiot 100% of the time; except right here.